The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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