Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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