My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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