and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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