ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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