My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to stop coming to work sober
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
