Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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