Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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