he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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