He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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