Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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