He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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