belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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