Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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