i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
how does that bad decision feel?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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