This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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