90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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