I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
