He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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