no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
40s are totally the cure
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
