I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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