Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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