you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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