Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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