It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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