And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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