How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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