I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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