no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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