I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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