well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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