so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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