I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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