If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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