She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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