The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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