I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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