hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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