Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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