no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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