NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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