How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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