if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i think i have two assholes
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
