drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you would pick up someone in the library
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
