Grow some girl-balls and come out already
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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