Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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