normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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