quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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