trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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