I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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